Danger

As far as I'm concerned we all seem to under constant and ever pending danger and should therefore build nuclear fallout bunkers under ground, hide there alone and wait for the sweet release of death!

Every where you look there is a news headline about something new that gives you cancer and will therefore force you to suffer a agonising death, I read an article once ( I can't remember where, probably on a some link I accidently clicked while pornographizing) that said tap water gives you cancer! TAP FUCKING WATER!!!!!!! Don't be specific or anything "Mr. Scientist" what next? You can picture two mentalist germans in a laboratory somewhere chatting about it, "You are more likely to contract AIDS if you breathe air? Do they just hold up a piece of paper with random shit written on it and throw a dart at it? "What did it land on this time Dr. Oetker?" "Vell Jurgen, dis veek ve shall tell them, ze cup cakes cause cancer!".

It's ridiculous you can't drive and use your mobile phone, the fact that this is actually a law, speaks volumes for the world we live in today! It's legal to smoke cancer giving cigarettes but to have a conversation while driving is deemed to be too dangerous? Having a conversation behind the wheel is too dangerous is it? Chatting to a passenger while having a smoke should be illegal too (it equates to the same as chatting on your mobile......think about it) if you can't have a bloody chat and drive at the same time, you shouldn't be driving, if chat makes you more likely to have an accident it means YOU are a bad driver not that chatting is dangerous.

The health and safety epidemic that the world has been engulfed with is far worse than swine flu, bird flu or monkey flu. It has even ravaged T.V. gone are the days when Alf Ramsey could do a line murder a brazzer and a few orphans with no censorship neccesary nowadays he works in a bloody juice bar! I can't remember the last time he pimp and orphan that showed up at Ayrene's house!

So next time you fancy being "Safe", maybe having a quiet night in, DON'T maybe start to deal Crack or join Al Qaeda instead!