I've decided to take a look at Karma in this thrilling installment. Ah yes Karma, the Universes' way of telling you, you've been "a very naughty boy". Gods bitch slap, if you will?
You know when things are going reasonably well, then all of a sudden, some "higher power", decides ACTUALLY you little bollox, weren't you a right little cunt last week? Then "with his left hand, he taketh away" or some such bibley nonsense. Don't get me wrong I don't really have a problem with God, I mean I seriously doubt there is some 9 headed goat thing in the sky pulling all the strings, but I'm sure there's something up there, gases maybe?
Who hasnt fallen victim to this wiley of all creations, if you look at faboulously beautiful women for example, Karma's way of fucking with you, if you happen to be fucking one of these heavenly creations, is they are ALL without exception stark raving MAD! Not just a few, hot chicks are nuts plain and simple, even Bret Michaels agrees, "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" or god actually doesnt love you!
Karma bloody loves to creep up on you too, you know when you're sitting there thinking haven't I been great with my donations to charity and my cure for AIDS (the good AIDS), Karma cosmically sodomizes you for now real reason, other than the fact it can.
It also decides to mess with everyone in a unique way, coutour head fucking if you will. I mean it to one person shooting someone would probably go unpunished, but you know if you or I did it we'd be coming back as a nun's tampon. I hate when something bad happens to you and you think back through your most recent deeds and you realise "YES that's what I did", when you've just remember that pregnant woman you punched because she brushed by you on her way to the bathroom.
Karma is like the brillo pad of the universe, really effective but who the fuck knows how it works? It wipes away the grime and the good without prejudice or the slightest inclination towards sympathy. I mean there probably are people reading this who don't believe in Karma and to those morons I would say, go out RIGHT NOW and drown a puppy, it doesnt have to be your puppy, go to a shelter if you have to, drown it and see what happens...................................................................................
Wednesday 18 November 2009
Saturday 22 August 2009
An Introduction!
Whats up,
So........another Blog on the internet, "Wupty-Fucking-Do" I hear you all cry!!! Mine could be the one that changes the world, I mean I sincerely doubt it, but I'm gonna give it a shot.
Most Blog's tend to be written by whiney middle class people with too much time on their hands. In which all they do is complain about how crappy their surburnite lives have become! Seriously, if you can afford access to the internet how bad can your life be? If you've accumulated enough wealth over your meager little existance to allow you this great privilge things must be pretty fucking alright, musn't they? Really guys if the worst thing that has happened to you is you've lost some money due to "The Recession" it is not the end of the world! Somebody dies thats shit, you lose an important body part (not a fucking ear-lobe or a finger) that sucks, but having your income slashed from 30,000 euro to 27,500 euro is not the end of the world (I'll delve more thoroughly into this matter at later date) so if thats what your expecting from reading this Blog you are wrong and probably a bit of a cunt and as a direct result of you "cuntyness" I'd rather you didnt read my blog!
My blog will be more of a tool of expression rather than a medium for whine, I will try to look at day to day things and major events that take place in the world. Then analyse them in a way only I can and give my frank and honest opinion, as to how I see them.
I am of the opinion that people are too soft and sensitive these days people need to toughen up and stop being so soft. The world is a hard and unforgiving place and these lemming like apathtetic degenerates need a kick up the bum!
So with that I shall depart by leaving you a few words by my favourite poet,
"It's my joy and my tears and my laughter it brings to me".
Killer........
So........another Blog on the internet, "Wupty-Fucking-Do" I hear you all cry!!! Mine could be the one that changes the world, I mean I sincerely doubt it, but I'm gonna give it a shot.
Most Blog's tend to be written by whiney middle class people with too much time on their hands. In which all they do is complain about how crappy their surburnite lives have become! Seriously, if you can afford access to the internet how bad can your life be? If you've accumulated enough wealth over your meager little existance to allow you this great privilge things must be pretty fucking alright, musn't they? Really guys if the worst thing that has happened to you is you've lost some money due to "The Recession" it is not the end of the world! Somebody dies thats shit, you lose an important body part (not a fucking ear-lobe or a finger) that sucks, but having your income slashed from 30,000 euro to 27,500 euro is not the end of the world (I'll delve more thoroughly into this matter at later date) so if thats what your expecting from reading this Blog you are wrong and probably a bit of a cunt and as a direct result of you "cuntyness" I'd rather you didnt read my blog!
My blog will be more of a tool of expression rather than a medium for whine, I will try to look at day to day things and major events that take place in the world. Then analyse them in a way only I can and give my frank and honest opinion, as to how I see them.
I am of the opinion that people are too soft and sensitive these days people need to toughen up and stop being so soft. The world is a hard and unforgiving place and these lemming like apathtetic degenerates need a kick up the bum!
So with that I shall depart by leaving you a few words by my favourite poet,
"It's my joy and my tears and my laughter it brings to me".
Killer........
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