Karma

I've decided to take a look at Karma in this thrilling installment. Ah yes Karma, the Universes' way of telling you, you've been "a very naughty boy". Gods bitch slap, if you will?



You know when things are going reasonably well, then all of a sudden, some "higher power", decides ACTUALLY you little bollox, weren't you a right little cunt last week? Then "with his left hand, he taketh away" or some such bibley nonsense. Don't get me wrong I don't really have a problem with God, I mean I seriously doubt there is some 9 headed goat thing in the sky pulling all the strings, but I'm sure there's something up there, gases maybe?





Who hasnt fallen victim to this wiley of all creations, if you look at faboulously beautiful women for example, Karma's way of fucking with you, if you happen to be fucking one of these heavenly creations, is they are ALL without exception stark raving MAD! Not just a few, hot chicks are nuts plain and simple, even Bret Michaels agrees, "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" or god actually doesnt love you!





Karma bloody loves to creep up on you too, you know when you're sitting there thinking haven't I been great with my donations to charity and my cure for AIDS (the good AIDS), Karma cosmically sodomizes you for now real reason, other than the fact it can.



It also decides to mess with everyone in a unique way, coutour head fucking if you will. I mean it to one person shooting someone would probably go unpunished, but you know if you or I did it we'd be coming back as a nun's tampon. I hate when something bad happens to you and you think back through your most recent deeds and you realise "YES that's what I did", when you've just remember that pregnant woman you punched because she brushed by you on her way to the bathroom.

Karma is like the brillo pad of the universe, really effective but who the fuck knows how it works? It wipes away the grime and the good without prejudice or the slightest inclination towards sympathy. I mean there probably are people reading this who don't believe in Karma and to those morons I would say, go out RIGHT NOW and drown a puppy, it doesnt have to be your puppy, go to a shelter if you have to, drown it and see what happens...................................................................................